In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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