But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
kristin has been a bad kristin
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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