I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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