is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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