I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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