I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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