it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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