woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
