it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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