I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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