Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Randomize