i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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