How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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