Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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