I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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