But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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