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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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