did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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