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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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