: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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