I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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