I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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