that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
