I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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