Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
