At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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