I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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