tell your sister to shave her snatch
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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