Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I will be naked everywhere
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
