I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
