I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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