Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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