you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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