We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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