i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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