Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Define "chronic" masturbator.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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