Even the bartender felt bad for me
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What a dumb baby whore.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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