Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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