i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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