Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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