We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She announced her abortion via fbk
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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