Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
