I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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