Sry I called you an 8
Can Purell be used as lube?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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