chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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