Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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