Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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