It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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