and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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