I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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