I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Help me help you realize you are a moron
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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