im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
