I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
