well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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