I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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