its not stalking. its research.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We need to get me chipped asap
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